Further -- Their website has finally hit the Internet! http://www.woodyscookin.com/sauces.php

They still need to have their webmaster do some work, but the presence IS there! I'm hoping for the very best, but if it is a troll it's pretty damned elaborate. Not that this site has a lot of them, though.

One thing to note: The pictures of the sauce bottles on the site are NOT sealed. If they were sealed, the tops of the caps would be pulled down by the vacuum. Nope, they're relaxed.