Okay, so you're not cavorting, you're kvetching.

I'm doing laundry and baking bread. I just had to pronounce my convection oven dead. The fan is kaput. I fixed it once, but it didn't stay fixed. This after I replaced my hot water kettle ye$terday. My small appliances seem to be unhappy. (Let's hope the large ones decide to be "big" about it all, whatever they're grousing about.)