Dear, dear Santa
No, no, no .... the Bean I was referring to was from Sheffield and has no such unpleasant habits. But, as I said, I'm well suited with my husband and will be content with all manner of other gifts (haddock would be a treat, in fact) (probably best vacuum packed, or deep frozen)(and then the cat can celebrate as well).

I am, as ever, impressed with your erudition, however.

Tabs