Yeah, right.... I KNOW you flipheads are all missin' me, like, big time, eh? Cos you need a flippin' roll moddle to, like, live yer lifes by and now I am not arownd no more. Too flippin' BAD! Ha! Ha! I am croosin' out here in the flippin' Gulf of the flippin' stars, man. I am the one flipper that can save the flippin' Univearse. I bet you wish you was me. Ha!

But you know who flippin' misses me the most? The girls back home, man. I bet they are all cryin' for me. Maybe even Officer Dana misses me and cries a tear or two. I know I miss her.

Aww..flip! Now I am gettin' all depressed. This is yer fault!

- Shane