"Relationships Are Hard"

Bob and Bill were sitting in a bar, and Bob was
looking really down in the dumps.

"What's the matter?" Bill asked.

"I don't get it," Bob sighed. "The dating scene is
so confusing. There are so many damn people you
have to please. Like this one woman, she liked me,
her mom liked me, but her father hated me.

Then there was this other woman, both of her parents
really liked me, but SHE didn't like me.

And then there was this woman I met last night. She
absolutely loved me, her parents seemed to really
like me too, BUT her husband couldn't stand me!"