No ashtray projectiles for me, I'm a non-smoker!

But heck, everybody knows if you followed that route backwards, it would have led to the Getaway!

Ask the chat room crowd about my "phantom posts".

And If I'm already AT the tavern rather than writing to it, I must've had too much ale. Give me directions to take the sandwich to my home, then. I'm awake and sober now, I promish!