Local CBS Eve.News- A homeless man was found yesterday using a phone in a Church office. A secretary told him to leave. She did not report it to the police. Today he once more broke in, and was caught using the phone again. This time the cops were called and he was arrested. A trace of the phone records proved he was calling sex chat lines.

Where there's a will, there's a way. Am I the only one who thinks this is weirdly funny?