Elian will go back to Cuba grow up, develop a 98mph fastball, an incredible curveball, with a decent change up and maybe a knuckleball. Then he'll come back to the U.S. and sign with the Red Sox for billions of dollars, beat the Blue Jays every time out, and really piss off Rick Fielding, who will think that Canada should have grabbed the kid when they had the chance and made him into the first great Cuban-Canadian hockey player/banjo-picker of all time.
But I'm only guessing...
All the best
Seamus