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Thread #106061 Message #2188070
Posted By: Little Hawk
06-Nov-07 - 10:32 PM
Thread Name: BS: Woody Allen & Billy Graham...funny!!!
Subject: RE: BS: Woody Allen & Billy Graham...funny!!!
They...they like to snipe at me, and you know why? Because I'm a Jew, that's why. And because I'm short, don't discount that. And because I'm from New York too, and I wear glasses, and I have red hair. I've been dealing with this all my life, even when I was a kid. There is a lot of prejudice out there against short people, and Jews, and especially Jews that are short, have glasses and red hair...and are from New York. Like me. Besides which, they all secretly wish they had my wit, my particular sense of...timing, my sophistication, my knowledge of jazz, and all the things that I have that...that they don't have, and that they WISH they did! That's my take on it. That's why they hate me.