I'm starting to think, my dear, that you're not reading this thread at all, as there have been no replies from you whatsoever. Zippo. Zilch. Which rather takes the wind out of my reindeers' ears, but hey ho. I am, after all, your Santa and I will not let you down. We might have a few annoying bits of red tape to deal with as I cross borders and deal with customs officials to reach you, so that means I can't bring you the traditional tangerine and apple, and even the sugar pig and the candy cane are probably going to be confiscated. Chocolate, though, you said in your hints? I'll have to see what I can do. Ah, but why am I writing this if you're not reading it in the first place? Perhaps if someone else on this thread knows you well enough to send a PM ... perhaps you might, after all, remember to say a "halloo" to your devoted Santa?
All I'll say to you for now, though, is we appear to be some thousands of miles apart. How many, and in which direction, is still something of a secret.

Your Santa