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Thread #105401   Message #2188728
Posted By: GUEST,Les B.
07-Nov-07 - 11:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Fifth Joke Thread for 2007 cont.
Subject: RE: BS: The Fifth Joke Thread for 2007 cont.
A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist,
"I got a hot date tonight and I need some pertection. How much is a
pack of dem rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds, "A
three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."

      "TACKS" the shocked redneck responds.

      "Gawd a'mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?"