IT HAS ARRIVED!!! THE FAMED "AMISH-AUSTRALIAN PITCHFORK MOUSTACHE TUNER" .... but there are no instructions on it's use!!!

so....... one could get very imaginative here.... and I imagine it could hurt alot if not used properly (maybe even the 'maker' of this fiendish device has no idea how to use it) Did he not try it out first? ... on himself or a guinea p....willing subject? For Shame, Mr. Spaw, leaving it up to the first willing(?) customer to discover it's merits.....

Well, I have you know that I am not above the challange of discovery of this... this... this.... creation. It may hurt a bit, it may not, and I hope I can get it out if it get stuck without cutting too much off!!

thanks NightOwl, Spaw and Max..... (I think)