I am on about weird and misleading thread titles, not quite Mondegreens, but getting that way.
The title that prompted this thread was "Brazilian rosewood bust"
Now I know I'm a lover of the female form, and am a member of the Temple of the Golden Globes Unfettered Tendency, but wooden boobs was my first thought when I read it! Now Liz the Squeak's tits are all very well, but they at least are warm and respond to feeding.

Giok