Well, I heard that because them Canadians spend all their time at Tim Horton's they get all covered with a film of grease and if they aren't careful one day they just sorta Slide South and before they know it they're wintering in Phoenix or Florida or San Diego or Schenectady or someplace. Of course, with the discrepancy in the value of the dollar they DO employ US folks as gardeners and maids and houseboys so it's not all bad, I guess.