Personal hygiene is important, as Mbo has probably found out by now.
Along with the dreaded spotty pus we have also the 'missing teeth' brigade. These are normally bodhrán players, although box, and curiously enough, Amish pitchfork nose intonation attenuator players, often fit into this category.Folk musicians tend to have more sweat and saliva drooling from their bodies, as Mbo has attested to elsewhere in this document. All this salty stuff has two purposes. One is to get under your skin and cause zits, the other is to send out STRONG 'I am available to the opposite/same sex'(Delete where applicable) signals.
As I prove time after time. Having just come back from a little party some friends and I organized where I had sex with selected teenagers of my choice.
Don't worry Sir Arthur. Just give them that 'I am virile' look over the top of your mandolin, and the chicks will be fighting like little cats, getting all hot in the underpants, over the privilege of a menàge a trois with you and your F-holes.