At least one Mudcatter has been pulled into the death scenario. It's an old game that predates the internet. If you're interested, Dave's Wife, PM me I can tell you a little bit about an a serial death scenarist that practiced her trade long before the internet caught on. I actually met her, though I didn't realize it until later.

As to you, PF, don't give up. I thought you were real. Please don't tell me that you don't have a collection of cheap chinese electric guitars. I'll feel like a first rate sucker.