The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #106267 Message #2193796
Posted By: gnu
14-Nov-07 - 04:04 PM
Thread Name: BS: What do you think about this?
Subject: RE: BS: What do you think about this?
Not aliens, though. It was the USS Enterprise monitoring us from the future in a warped parallel universe that is on Daylight Savings time when we are not.
"SpockBonesScotty... look at... what they are doing now."
"Damn it, Jim. Take us out of here. If they see us, they may get spaced out and rip a hole in our continuum."
"I must agree with the doctor, Jim. Humans are innately paranoid and may resort to violence. But, before we fuck off outta here, may I suggest we beam up that ignorant little prick causing all the trouble and shove a probe up his ass?"
"Spock.... a Probe?... you mean... a Ford?"
Have you driven a new Ford lately?
We'll be back after these advertisments from your local Ford dealer.