Once in China there lived an old man,
His name was Chicka Racka Chee Chi Cho Chan
His legs were long and his feet were short
Poor old man couldn't walk or snort

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Chicka Racka Chee Chi Cho
Chicka laro
Bungo loro
Piggy wiggy wago
Oko poko
Hit em on the koko
Chitty pie chitty pie
Chee Chi Cho


China man had a wife
Led him such an awful life
Cut his pigtails Oh so long,
Sold them for a chinese song

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China man he did die
In his coffin he did die
Now they'll ship him back to Japan
That'll be the end of the chinese man

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China man went to heaven
His sail box was number seven
He went up on roller skates
Rolled right past those pearly gates

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