The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #106302 Message #2194948
Posted By: gnu
15-Nov-07 - 08:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland
"Yes, magestrate. I distinctly heard that man say that he buggered his Bike."
"Well. THIS is serious. What have you to say before your are sentenced?"
"It was Mike, m'lord."
"Oh. Dismissed."