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Thread #59418   Message #2195039
Posted By: Janie
15-Nov-07 - 11:42 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Whether it's good or not depends on what you want to do. If you are in the business of changing water into wine, you probably also want to walk on water. You are going to need to lose weight, or at least redistribute your weight so that you exert no more than 72 dynes per centimeter, lower the temperature of the water, or do a combination of both. If you lower the temp to, say -10 c, you can forgo the diet. You might want to skate in stead of walk, though.

Australian water is down under, so it has no surface tension. That's why Jesus wasn't born in Australia. Even so, they manage to turn out some nice wines. They may use STP in their wines, but I doubt it. Unless they use wine to fill-up their gas tanks.

Excuse me, I have to go check the surface tension of the water dripping in the bucket behind me.