Ok, now children I can't tell you what I did to make you or bring you into the world. I can't show you a model so you'll just have to drop your drawers and examine the insturmentation you have at hand. And speaking of hands... Gee, your Dad's never around when I need him.

I feel sorry for this lady. I really believe she was doing the best she could with the understanding she has. Most of us would have taken a little different approach but man! she was trying. How many kids get NO instruction. I guess the judge considers STDs and unwanted pregnancy the lesser consequence.