Rubbish, there's no liars competition at Santon Bridge. In fact, there's no such place as Santon Bridge. And if there were such a place, there wouldn't be a craft shop and an organic farm butcher's shop there, and you certainly wouldn't be able to buy the Boat Band's CD "A Trip to the Lakes" in either establishemnt. In fact, the Boat Band have never recorded any such CD, and that's the gospel truth I am telling you.