I suspect that is the crux of the matter... using the first person and having a sex toy to hand. Presumably as the children are both boys, she wasn't telling them what they could do with it?

If Limpit asks me questions I answer her honestly and truthfully. I know how difficult it is, being the only one who doesn't know what the hell is going on. To say I entered adulthood as a greenhorn would be an understatement - not QUITE in the league of 'Carrie', but not that far shy of it. Mind you... we're not so far gone into StateNannydom that I'd feel I was breaking a law for telling her just what goes where and why.

LTS