Dear Mrs. C.,

Wait just a minute here, dear lady!

Just what IS it that you do with scampering elves should you catch them? If I thought for a minute that any of my employees were to be captured in mid-scamper and be made into elf scampi or elf cobbler or tortured or displayed or harmed in any manner, the nature of your box's contents would drastically change instantly, by magic. If you do, indeed, have any idea of my identity, then you must also know the types of things I am capable when angered, and you may not realize what measures the brotherhood of elves might resort to on their own before I could stop them.

The globe-trotting elves themselves seemingly may not realize my full knowledge and powers, but knowing when they have been bad or good as well as all the Santees themselves, I will deal with them on my own time in my own way.

So you better watch out and be good, for goodness sake!