Bushite interviewer: "Well, David, we need someone to head over to Iraq to restore and reorganize the Iraqi stock exchange."

David: "Hey, I'd really like to have the job but I don't know much about those kinds of things. I majored in English Lit."

Interviewer: "Well, David, don't seel yourself so short. Tell me how you feel about abortion."

David: "I'm firmly aginst it but I really don't know about stock markets even though my dad dabbles in the stock market."

Interviwer: "Well, David, it's great that your dad has an interest in the stock market but I have another question for you. What do you think about, you know, homos marrying one another?"

David: "Geeze, that is a sin and I can not see where a country built on Christain beliefs can allow that to happen."

Interviewer: "Congratulations, David. You are hired. You might want to talk with your dad about stock markets before heading off to Iraq."

David: "Thank you, I'll do a bang up job for the president."