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Thread #78092 Message #2195686
Posted By: GUEST,Michelle
16-Nov-07 - 08:57 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Peeping through the knothole in Father's
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Peeping through the knothole in Father's
My mother-in-law's version: While peeking through a knotehole in granpa's wooden leg, I got a splinter in my eyeball, my eyeball. Go get the axe, there's a hair on baby's chin. And why's the shore so near the ocean, the ocean.