As a Californicator, I resemble these remarks. If Washington tries to make California a member of the Axis of Evil, they shall face the mother of all denial-of-service attacks. If they persist, we will unleash our biggest secret weapon against them -- Steve Jobs. You don' wanna mess wid Californiay, buddy....don't forget that one of these days, the San Andreas fault will give way and everything east of it, including the District of Columbia, will fall into the Atlantic Ocean.





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