Jack is still in Iceland - he's a changed puppy since the rehab - pictures of which can be seen here.

I don't think he'd be a party to any such antics now, and China has never been on his agenda.

It's not doing his rehab process any good at all for you to be casting nasturtiums at his alleged behaviour. He may have acted unwisely in the past, but that, like his tail, is all behind him. Please, give him a chance to redeem himself and not accuse him of these pranks.

LTS