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Thread #106302   Message #2196465
Posted By: Art Thieme
17-Nov-07 - 11:17 PM
Thread Name: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland
One of the earliest off color jokes I ever heard:

A naked girl is hitchhiking on a rural road and a guy comes along on a bicycle. She says, "Please give me a lift!? He answers, "Sure! Just climb up here on the crossbar." They go on down the road and he doesn't seem to notice that she's naked. After a while she say, "Good sir, if you haven't noticed, I must tell you that I am naked!" And he answers, "And you haven't noticed that this is a girl's bike!!!"

Art