Oh if it is not hard enough to be English in these petty Euro Beurocrat ball crushing days..

we English have known since the times of the Crusades

If We travel to foreign hot sweaty lands,

just say what we need to comunicate in ENGLISH

in a LOUUUUD assertive tone of voice:

and then add something foreign sounding to the end of each word.

Its good diplomacy and helps stop the natives
thinking they are organized and brave enought to fight back in mass bodies

against our English cannons..


So.. poured becomes "pourio" and squeezed becomes "squeezio"



and now that you Yanks think they have a better empire than ours,

just add "have a nice dayio" after each cannonade against johnny foreiner..

cup of tea please.. grrrrmmm..