LH, may the FSM descend upon you and show you The Way, The Truth, and The Light. May you repent of such heresy, and may your repentance involve sharing the same blankets used by "Shane" McBride after an especially hard week, but without bedbugs, crabs and lice.

To answer JiK's question, I think that the FSM would be satisfied if a combination of cheeses, including asiago, were used as long as they were freshly grated. Stuff from green shakers should only be used in An Extreme Emergency.