John, this is what you want, as sung by Iain MacKintosh:

INTERNATIONAL
(Benny Gallagher / Graham Lyle)

Chorus:
We'll make them see international
We'll make them be international
Like you and me

Hey Jesus, hey it's me
Now I've become international
And become very rational
As you decree

Hey Jesus, it's our day
Now I can bring them home to you
Though we may lose out on a few
Who care to stray

Hey Jesus, it's okay
Now we have common interests
So we can help along the rest
To be like we

Hey Jesus, you'll agree
They're going downhill very fast
And it don't look as though they'll last
Till Judgment Day

I must admit, however, I vastly prefer their 'Mrs Canatelli'! - Susanne