Look sit in front of your microphone and pretend the folkscene is exactly what they tell you it is on the Mike Harding Show and in Froots, fantasise a world in which we think you're the MAN!

It seems to work for rest of 'em, but don't tell me I don't understand the ground underneath my feet. You're the people with the imagination, you never go to folk clubs - you're the ones who imagine they understand folk music.

Minus the nasty grubby folk who populate reality of course.