Dearest, lovely, super Secret Santa,

Desert Dancer and I have just today received your package and we are hunkered down right around it trying to sniff out what it might be. We think you were pretty clever in covering up the return address on the tape with the ball point pen to make it illegible by smudging it away, you clever little rascal you!

So, should we open it to place it under the tree or should we just open it and enjoy (oh, forget that, we must wait for Christmas). So, should we open the package or just place the package itself under the tree for the sweet package opening time Christmas day?

Well, you have done the deed! We are totally out of our minds wondering what it might be! We sure do appreciate you and hope you have a wonderful holiday season and we wouldn't mind a hint or so about who the heck you are. Do you have a beard or do you have a bow? We want to know!! Signed, those curious folks of the desert region....

Astro and Desert Dancer (the dancing duo of Old Tucson...)