Q: How do yo umilk a rat?

A: With a very very smalll stool.


Someone had to.

I saw the article and immediately thought - why doesn't she get out into the real world one day...

Then I thought of the series 'Red Dwarf' which discussed drinking dogs' milk in the first series.

It's full of nutrition, it lasts for ever - because it tastes the same fresh as it does when it's gone off... and there's always plenty of it because no bugger else will drink it!

LTS