1. I never have been accused of beating my wife. Is this something ( beating your wife) that occupies a lot of YOUR time?

2. I am not married, and HAVE no wife. Do you have an extra one for me to have?

3. I NEVER signed any international agreements that I had been beating any wives I may have had, and that I would provide conclusive evidence that I was no longer beating them, in order to keep you from destroying me.


Now, prove to me that you are capable of reading English text as written by the UN. Just try it- you might actually learn something.


If a criminal has a gun, and is know to have a gun: When the police show up and demand that he throw out the gun I do NOT think they would accept " I never had it, I destroyed it, and I am unarmed" as a good answer. He will probably get shot, for refusing to DEMONSTRATE that he is unarmed.