"Breasts" is a nice short word too. It only has one syllable.

I knew a bunch of young fools who generally referred to them as "hooters". That has 2 syllables. More work than saying "breasts".

Shane refers to them as "bazongas". 3 syllables! Could it be that that as the stupidity index rises it attempts to cloak its real nature in unnecessary verbal complexity? ;-)

For instance, we have a legitimate word: "huge"

It has lately been replaced to a great extent with "humungous". "Hellish" has been replaced in some quarters with "hellacious".

See what I mean? Stupid people apparently like to complicate simple words in order to make them sound more important or something.