Step away from the dealer,
Leave at your own chosen speed.
That ain't the car you want babe,
And it ain't the one you need.
You need some wheels that will always roll,
You need a car that will work.
You need to get to gigs to play,
A no-show's just a jerk.

It ain't Dodge, babe... no no no,
It ain't Dodge babe.
It ain't Dodge yer lookin' for babe.

~Susan

FROM HARDIMAN THE FIDDLER--
And I had a mechanic that used to say, MOPAR is FUBAR.