The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #106280   Message #2200792
Posted By: Lester
23-Nov-07 - 01:13 PM
Thread Name: My Old Man's A New Labour Dustman
Subject: RE: My Old Man's A New Labour Dustman
What method shall we utilise for dealing with an inebriated mariner?[thrice]
Near the commencement of the period before twelve o'clock midday

THE FOLLOWING TO BE RENDERED VOCALLY AND MUSICALLY AT THE CONCLUSION OF THE FIRST AND EACH SUBSEQUENT VERSE:
//Vocalisation of celebration and jubilation and the female ascends[thrice]
Near the commencement of the period before twelve o'clock midday //

Consign him to a large nautical vessel which is launched from a larger nautical vessel there to await his recovery from over-indulging in alcohol [thrice]
Near the commencement of the period before twelve o'clock midday
/
//Vocalisation of celebration................//

Place him in an orifice on the nautical vessel's side through which liquids drain from the deck and spray him with H2O pumped through a flexible tube [thrice]
Near the commencement of the period before twelve o'clock midday

//Vocalisation of celebration.................//

Employ an oxidised metal blade for the purpose of removing superfluous thread-like strands of dead cells containing keratin from his abdomen[thrice]
Near the commencement of the period before twelve o'clock midday

//Vocalisation of celebration.................//

Place him on a piece of furniture designed to be retired to for the purpose of spending some hours in a voluntarily unconscious state, in the company of a female offspring of the commanding officer of the nautical vessel [thrice]
Near the commencement of the period before twelve o'clock midday

//Vocalisation of celebration..................//

These are the methods we intend to utilise for dealing with an inebriated mariner [thrice]
Near the commencement of the period before twelve o'clock midday

//Vocalisation of celebration..................//