The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2200892
Posted By: Janie
23-Nov-07 - 04:12 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Today is our feast day. Mom is the chef and I am the cook - in theory. I keep having to jab her with my elbow to get her out from in front of the sink:>) She is also forever convinced that no one who is left handed can safely wield a kitchen knife and I am bound to lose some fingertips. This in spite of the fact that we southpaws are especially blessed because of our purity. It a well known fact, after all, that everyone is born left-handed, and God doesn't make you right-handed until after you commit your first sin.
The last of the tribe should arrive in about an hour. Then there will be two turkeys downstairs watching football, and one in the oven.
If our full tummies leave room for the lungs to expand with air, Annie will bring out the guitar after the dishes are away, and we'll get in a little pickin' & grinnin'.
LIfe is good.