Mudcat Café message #2201270

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Thread #106280 Message #2201270
Posted By: the button
24-Nov-07 - 08:57 AM
Thread Name: My Old Man's A New Labour Dustman
Subject: RE: My Old Man's A New Labour Dustman

Are your testicles in a state of pendulousness?
Are they in a state such that you are able to effect sideways linear motion?
Could they be used to either secure an object or piece of footwear?
Would they be appropriate, should one wish to masquerade as a member of Her Majesty's Forces?
Are your testicles in a state of pendulousness?