My elderly spouse iterated "Make pursuance of the light,enclosed-sided,commercial vehicle
And do not procrastinate and dawdle en route"
The afore-mentioned vehicle drove away with the contents of my domicile contained within
I made pursuance with my ageing male Carduelis Cannabina
I procrastinated and dawdled, dawdled and procrastinated
Became disorientated and have no cognisance of which route to perambulate
Oh, one cannot place as much confidence in a voluntary, part-time member of Her Majesty's Police Force as one can in a long-established, paid member of the profession
When one is unable to trace one's route to one's residence