Where have all the plastic flowers gone?
Green lawns lamenting
Where have all the plastic flowers gone?
Gardens left bare
Where have all the plastic flowers gone?
Plucked by flamingoes, every one.
When will the gnomes return?
When will the gnomes return?

Where have all the flamingoes gone?
Green lawns lamenting
Where have all the flamingoes gone?
Gardens left bare
Where have all the flamingoes gone?
herded by garden gnomes, every one.
When will the gnomes return?
When will the gnomes return?

Where have all the garden gnomes gone?
Green lawns lamenting
Where have all the garden gnomes gone?
Gardens left bare
Where have all the garden gnomes gone?
Following freedom, every one.
When will the gnomes return?
When will the gnomes return?

Where have the plaster freedom fighters gone?
Green lawns lamenting
Where have the plaster freedom fighters gone?
Gardens left bare
Where have the plaster freedom fighters gone?
Pushing up daisies, every one.
When will the gnomes return?
When will the gnomes return?

Where have all the plastic daisies gone?
Green lawns lamenting
Where have all the plastic daisies gone?
Gardens left bare
Where have all the plastic daisies gone?
Plucked by flamingoes, every one.
When will the gnomes return?
When will the gnomes return?

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