I actually LIKE The Kinks' "Father Christmas" (I'm rooting for the little hooligans), as well as Chuck Brodsky's "For Christmas We Got Nothin' Cause We're Jews." But f you want to find a Christmas song even more depressing than Stan Rogers'"First Christmas," try Jody Alis' "Christmastime Alone." Makes me want to crawl into a hot tub full of hot buttered rum and glogg and slit my wrists;