The Constabulary are an honourable organisation
who ensure the security of our domestic environs
Their ability to control fear when facing danger is beyond doubt
And their are remarked upon regarding their pedal extremities
If one has an enquiry
Said officers will reply with facial gestures incicating pleasue
Indeed each individual member has enough information to form an encyclopedia.

Therefore, If you wish to enquire the temporal co-ordinates, enquire of a constable
The correct temporal co-ordinates, as verified by the Royal Observatory, enquire of a constable
Each member of the organisation, carries a timepiece and retainer, (naturally),
If you wish to enquire the temporal co-ordinates, enquire of a constable