Gad, Tweed, you DO lust for controversy and ill will, don't you? ;-) I am well aware that Penelope's hatred for you knows no bounds, though I am unaware what the original cause was for her ire. I can only hope that these latest ill-considered remarks of yours escape her attention. I've heard rumours that her marriage has entered a period that can more or less be compared to the situation between the 2 Koreas...a permanent de-militarized zone. I would not be too surprised if she were at least pondering finding solace in the arms of some more suitable partner than the arrogant Winston Wellington-Jones, but I trust she would keep it discreet if she found one. (I note that she has ceased referring to herself as Penelope Rutledge Wellington-Jones!) Then again, perhaps she is simply burying herself in her charitable work assisting homeless animals and other innocent victims of abuse. Twillingsgate has been rather quiet of late. Haven't heard nowt about her niece Veronica either...