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Thread #2278   Message #2202994
Posted By: GUEST,Lindsay In Wales
27-Nov-07 - 05:12 AM
Thread Name: Depressing Christmas Songs
Subject: RE: Depressing Christmas Songs
I love the Christmas season, but with the minimum of fuss, no trudging endlessly from shop to shop looking for elusive presents. Food shopping done on line, gift shopping done on line, nice meal on the day with what is left of the family, nice big barrel of Freeminer beer from the brewery in the Forest of Dean
Lots of decorations, especially in the front windows that can be seen from the street, just to prove to the PC brigade that I am proud to be celebrating....Perfect!!!

From the Australian comedian Kevin Bloody Wilson, and sung to Jingle Bells...

Ho, ho, Ho, what a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
We do all the work while he stars in the show
So stick your Christmas up your arse, ho ho ho!