Sorry for repeating your yam info, Q. I guess my eyes were swimming after reading so much pie lore.
Thanks for the suggestion of the lard crust, but my distaste for the Key Lime will not be affected by whatever unsuspecting crust it's thrown at. This is an evil mistake to foist on otherwise content pie eaters. It has the subtlety of Paris Hilton ("That pie is HOT!") without the money.
No right thinking person would ever eat a Key Lime pie. It's the work of Satan. Small children should be warned about Key Lime pie at the same time they learn about not touching the stove and eschewing candy from strangers, especially clowns. Dick Cheney eats Key Lime pie for breakfast.
Scientists recently discovered that Key Limes are the source of HIV.
Key Limes are what Lovecraft modeled Cthulu after.
Did I mention that I don't like them?...better, now...pills starting to work.