RODEO SONG
As recorded by Garry Lee & Showdown on "The Rodeo Song: The Original Hit" (1982)

1. Well, it's forty below and I don't give a fuck.
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo.

CHORUS: And it's allemande left, and allemande right!
C'mon, you fuckin' dummy, get your right step right!
Get off the stage, you goddamn dude, y'know!
You piss me off!
Fuckin' jerk!
Get on my nerves!

2. Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand.
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo. CHORUS

3. Well, it's forty below an' I ain't got a truck,
And I don't give fuck, 'cause I'm off to the rodeo! CHORUS

[REPEAT VERSE 2 AND CHORUS.]

[Also recorded by Bird & Macdonald, The Laughing Hyena Singers, The Wolverines, and possibly others.

[Not to be confused with other songs with the same title recorded by Ed Burleson, Moe Bandy, Raincheck, Cabin Fever, Willie Matthews, W. T. Walsh, and possibly others.]