Germane, in case the Mudcat Ladies Improvement Association ever gets a Lear Jet...

>We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
>know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
>the definition for each is listed below...
>
>GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
>by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
>cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
>
>BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
>of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
>and having the balls to say: "You're next."
>
>I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
>
>Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
>ultimately result in death.

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Ya think? :D

A

(The author disavows all agreement with the tacit sentiments of above joke, the opinions of which are entirely those of the anonymous emailer who sent it me.)